Let’s Ban Automobiles in Hartselle, Too!

Pictured above is one of the ploys used by the Hartselle prohibitionists.

Presumably, they wish to decrease deaths from traffic fatalities by banning automobiles. There is the remote chance that they want to ban alcohol sales, as there is such a vote about to happen in town soon. The latter option isn’t as logical though, as booze bottles rarely hop into a car, turn the key, and proceed to crash into another vehicle.

Cars kill, and as the prohibition leaders maintain, this is “a safety issue.”  Just think how much safer Hartselle will be when we go back to the horse and buggy days.

Steve
October 22, 2010
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